breaking even

25 June 2008

Because I left my knife at home, and because I require my sandwich to be cut into triangles before consumption, I just cut my sandwich in half using my office scissors.

+3 pts. for craftiness.
+3 pts. cause they are actually my scissors, which I brought here from the house.
-42 pts. for behaving like a 5 year old at work.
+36 pts. because nobody saw me do it.

Mmm. Triangles.

*edit: ALRIGHT. FINE. -1 million points cause I cut off my crust, too.

3 Responses to “breaking even”

  1. Kathleen Says:

    Aww, my fiance loves when I cut his sandwich into triangles! He eats a sandwich totally differently when I make it for him rather than when he makes it for himself.

  2. Christy Says:

    What is wrong with cutting off the crusts? If you don’t like them that is…

  3. sarahthe Says:

    apparently, christy, cutting off the crusts makes me a three year old.


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